February 2012
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Someone: can I use your computer for a second
Me: what do you need I'll look it up for you
January 2012
I’m finished as a human being,’ she said. ‘All you’re looking at is the...
– Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via moldavia
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me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake